Instant Cure For Baldness
A guy who was as bald as a coot had a big hang-up about his lack of hair. He had tried all types of treatments, but without success.
One day he passed a barber's shop with a sign in the window that read:
Bald?
Your Problems Solved Instantly.
ONLY $500

and you too can have a head of hair like mine.
So the bald guy went into the shop and asked the barber: "Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours"?
"Certainly," said the barber. "It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike".
"Okay then," said the bald guy, handing over the $500. "Let's go for it".
The barber took the guy's money and then shaved his own hair off.

One day he passed a barber's shop with a sign in the window that read:
Bald?
Your Problems Solved Instantly.
ONLY $500

and you too can have a head of hair like mine.
So the bald guy went into the shop and asked the barber: "Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours"?
"Certainly," said the barber. "It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike".
"Okay then," said the bald guy, handing over the $500. "Let's go for it".
The barber took the guy's money and then shaved his own hair off.
