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Ipads Half Price - Don't Miss Out


You have just got to be interested at this special price. I can get hold of them through a special contact.

They are straight, not "off the back of a lorry" - they are all from a cancelled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks :(

The numbers are limited - there are only twenty iPads going for less than half price - so it's first come first served.

He has already sold one (picture attached below so you can see exactly what you will be getting).

Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one.

Only available in white.

Full spec as below...........

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iPads half-price limited offer

Contributor: Helen

This can save your bacon

Quotes for Today:

Having only modest talent is no excuse for not using it. Think what the morning would be like if only talented birds sang!

He that will make a good use of any part of his life must allow a large part of it to recreation.
John Locke  

He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang (1844-1912) 

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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