Irish Border Crossing

Friday 23rd August 2019 - 13:20:58

Five Englishmen turn up at the Irish border in an Audi Quatro

Paddy at the crossing says " One of you get out, five in that car is illegal. Quatro means four"

" Don't be silly you dumb Irishman" the driver said. " I want to speak to someone with a bit of intelligence. Where's your supervisor?"

" He can't come" Paddy replied " He's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno"

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