Is Ammunition Getting Real Scarce

Monday 20th March 2023 - 19:59:49

This morning was lucky and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back to work, I stopped at the gas station where the most gorgeous blonde was filling her truck at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my dually and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo"?

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got"?

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