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Is It Always Easier To Tell The Truth

 

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company. "Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case, but then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible".

His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . . ."

"But, what"?

"Let me put it this way", his wife explained. "Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed".

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so"?

Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away".

Quotes for Today:

I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 


I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters (and keyboards).
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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