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Is This Racism?

 

One of the best lines I’ve heard lately was from a retired shop foreman at the old Republic Steel plant in Cleveland OH ….when a teenager from an ethnic minority family was being laid off.

The teenager said to the shop foreman: “You’re firing me because I’m an ethnic minority!”

The foreman thought a moment and replied "No, we hired you because we wanted to help an ethnic minority family --- we're firing you because you're blooming useless"!!!

Quotes for Today:

Ah, life without nanny.
 


All generalizations are false.
 


All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
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