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Is This Your Life - Repent Now


is this your life
You still have time...

repent now

This can save your bacon

Quotes for Today:

Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.

Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
Leonardo da Vinci 

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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