Sunday 24th September 2023 - 19:39:48 

It Is Not Polite


A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you'?

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age', the mother replied.

'It's not polite'.

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh'?

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce'?

'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly'!

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well', says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it'.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32'.

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out'?

'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds'.

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in heaven's name did you find that out'?

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce'.

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why'?

'Because you got an F in sex'.

Quotes for Today:

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  

The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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