It's An Age Thing
The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally. Are you at peace with God'?
George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof *!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof *!, the light goes off'.
'Wow, that's incredible', the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in The bathroom, and when he's done, *poof *! The light goes off'?
'OH MY GOD' Ethel exclaims!
'He's pissing in the fridge again'!!!!