Jack And Tom Are Having A Quiet Beer In A Saloon Bar When
Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine.
The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy.
Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this".
Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy".
Jack says, "I really think you should have a look".
Tom says, "Asshole, can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars in my hand".
Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look".
Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says, "Fuck! We're gonna be millionaires"!