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Jack Called For A Doctor's Appointment

 

Jack called his doctor's office for an appointment.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry but we are very busy and you will have to wait at least two weeks".

Jack: "But I could be dead by then"!

Receptionist: "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment".

Quotes for Today:

C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 


China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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