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Friday 29th September 2023 - 14:20:16 

Jack Called For A Doctor's Appointment

 

Jack called his doctor's office for an appointment.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry but we are very busy and you will have to wait at least two weeks".

Jack: "But I could be dead by then"!

Receptionist: "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment".

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Quotes for Today:

C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 


China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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