Jailed Banknote Salesman Turns Carpenter - Groaner
The banknote salesman was sent to prison for going into business for himself part-time. While behind bars, the warden made arrangements for the salesman to learn a trade. In no time, the salesman became known as one of the best carpenters in the area. He often got day passes to do woodworking jobs for people in town.
When the warden started remodeling his kitchen, he called the salesman, now carpenter, into his office and asked him to build and install new cabinets and countertops.
The salesman refused.
"Gosh, I'd really like to help you," he said, "but counterfitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
When the warden started remodeling his kitchen, he called the salesman, now carpenter, into his office and asked him to build and install new cabinets and countertops.
The salesman refused.
"Gosh, I'd really like to help you," he said, "but counterfitting is what got me into prison in the first place."