Jaws And The Newly Weds
The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride was sunbathing on the beach. Suddenly a large shark attacked and took a huge chunk out of the man's upper body. While his new wife watched in horror the man managed to swim to shore.
Lifeguards tried to save his life but unfortunately he had lost way too much blood.
A news crew was dispatched to the scene. The reporter asked one of the lifeguards if the man suffered long.
To which he replied, "No, he was only married for about a week".