Sunday 24th September 2023 - 19:43:02 

Johnny Again


Johnny and his class mates had all been asked to bring something to school to show the class that would explain what their father did for a living. Everybody was impressed by Johnny's oxy-acetylene torch and face mask.

After school Johnny waited outside the gates for his mother to collected him. A stanger approached. "Hello" said the stranger, "You look like a nice boy, I'm supposed to take you home"

"OK" says Johnny and happily trots off with the strange fellow.

Along the way the stranger asks "Have you ever heard the word penis?"

"No" replies Johnny.

"Have you ever heard the word masturbation?"

"No" replies Johnny.

"How about bugger?"

"Look, mister," says Johnny "I'm not a real welder"

Quotes for Today:

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark. --
Rilla May  

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Winston Churchill 

Two men looked out from the prison bars, one saw mud, the other one stars.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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