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Sunday 1st October 2023 - 02:29:39 

Judge And The Prostitute

 

Judge asked prostitute "So when did you realize you were raped"?

Prostitute replied wiping her tears "When the cheque bounced"!!!!

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Quotes for Today:

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 


It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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