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Just A Phone Call

 

A man & his wife agreed that any time they wanted to make love they would call it a ''PHONE CALL''

One day the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wanted a ''phone call'.....

Mom replied tell daddy she doesn't have network...

Husband: Tell your mother if there is no network I will go to public phone...

Mother: Tell your dad if he dares to go to a public phone i will open call center at home!

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