Just Fixed My Computer and Now...

Tuesday 6th June 2023 - 17:24:58

After going through a virus attack,
Losing a hard drive,
Fighting off hackers,
Upgrading all my software,
Installing fire-walls,
Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,
And a host of other problems...
I have fixed my computer...

And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done..

I don't care if you lick windows,
Take the special bus,
Or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there, Sunshine.
You're special.

Previously on Johns-Jokes

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:: Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.; Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson; Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once! So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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Just Fixed My Computer And Now...