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Saturday 2nd July 2022 - 00:49:37 

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Contributor: Phil & Debbie

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Quotes for Today:

Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
 


BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
 


Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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