Sunday 27th September 2020 - 00:45:14 

Just Like His Father

 

Beth was carrying her new baby son around Macro when she bumps into Suzanne, her old college friend.

"How lovely" Suzanne exclaims! "He looks just like his father"!

"Yes, he does" Beth says "but it's a pity he doesn't look more like my husband"...

Quotes for Today:

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 


I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
 


I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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