Friday 20th September 2019 - 02:02:34 

Just Released After A Nine Month Sentence

 

Just released after a nine month sentence

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Elayne Boosler 


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 


I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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