Kicked In The Crotch
When he woke up he found himself in the local hospital. Though still in pain, he asked the doctor, "Doc, is it bad, will I be able to play again"?
"Yes, you should be able to", replied the doctor.
"Oh, great. So I can play for my club again? said the man, feeling much relieved?
"Well, just as long as they've got a women's team", said the doctor.