Kicked In The Crotch
In the middle of the defensive wall at a free kick, the left back took the ball right in the crotch and he passed out from the pain.
When he woke up he found himself in the local hospital. Though still in pain, he asked the doctor, "Doc, is it bad, will I be able to play again"?
"Yes, you should be able to", replied the doctor.
"Oh, great. So I can play for my club again? said the man, feeling much relieved?
"Well, just as long as they've got a women's team", said the doctor.
When he woke up he found himself in the local hospital. Though still in pain, he asked the doctor, "Doc, is it bad, will I be able to play again"?
"Yes, you should be able to", replied the doctor.
"Oh, great. So I can play for my club again? said the man, feeling much relieved?
"Well, just as long as they've got a women's team", said the doctor.