King and the Captured Girl

Wednesday 20th September 2023 - 00:14:45

The bad and ugly king held a beautiful girl as a captive. Though her beauty shone like a thousand stars (her moon wasn't so bad either) the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited night and day for a knight who would free her. However every knight was scared away by her dress, which as I've said before was very unbecoming.

She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered...
"See I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress"!!!

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King And The Captured Girl