Wednesday 20th September 2023 - 00:14:45 

King And The Captured Girl


The bad and ugly king held a beautiful girl as a captive. Though her beauty shone like a thousand stars (her moon wasn't so bad either) the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited night and day for a knight who would free her. However every knight was scared away by her dress, which as I've said before was very unbecoming.

She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered...
"See I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress"!!!

Apologies for yet another Groaner :)

Quotes for Today:

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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