Knew the exact day he was going to die

Tuesday 9th March 2021 - 09:54:22

First Guy: "Now my old grand daddy, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too".

Second Guy: "Wow, that's absolutely amazing. Was he psychic? Just how did he know all that"?

First Guy: "The Judge told him".

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Knew The Exact Day He Was Going To Die