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Koala & Lizard (an Australian Tale)

 



koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

Koala

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

Koala

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala

where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"

and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and


helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

"What ' s the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he

was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,

got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked

into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was

sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

Koala

"Hey you!"


So the koala looked down at him and said,

Koala

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude......


How much water did you drink?"




Contibuted by: Howard

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