Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:46:28 

Las Vegas Monks

 

Las Vegas has many churches, and people frequently drop casino chips into the collection plates.

The various churches cannot easily turn them into dollars, so a service was started by a group of Franciscan monks to pick up the chips weekly and go around to the various casinos and redeem the chips for dollars. They support themselves this way and provide a valuable service.

They are called chipmonks.

Quotes for Today:

Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 


Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson  


Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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