Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:47:05 

Last Words Of The Argument

 

My wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered!

As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painful death"!!!

I turned around and replied "Ahh so you've changed your mind - so now you want me to stay"?

Quotes for Today:

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 


Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasles come.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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