Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 02:20:02 

Leading Professor's Sexual Behaviour Lecture


A leading professor of sexual behaviour is giving a lecture to his students, explaining that peoples overall disposition is directly related to the amount of times they have sex.

"For instance, all those people here who have sex once a week, raise your hands". Quite a few of the students with beaming faces raise their hands.

"Now all those people who have sex once a month raise your hands". A few of the more glum students hold up their hands.

"Now the people who have sex only once a year raise your hands" One or two really miserable buggers raise their hands sheepishly.

"Now anyone who only has sex once every ten years raise their hands" A Guy in the back row with a beaming face and a grin from ear to ear jumps out of his seat and gleefully shouts" Me me me"!!!!!!

The professor is astounded by the man's joyful look, "You only have sex once every ten years"? he inquires
"Yes indeed" says the man barely containing is glee,
"Well why do you look so happy"?

"ITS TONIGHT, ITS TONIGHT" replies the man.

Quotes for Today:

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Edsgar Dijkstra 

The way a man wins shows most of his character. The way he loses shows all of it.

The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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