Lent With Bubba
The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass......and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist but now you are a Catholic". Bubba's neighbours' were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and Watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".