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Leroy From Port Antonio


Leroy from Port Antonio always wanted to look cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shellsuit.

Leroy saved up all his pay slips and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Red Stripe and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.

Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to all the passers by "See mi new trainaz dem? Cool, eeh?"

One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of trainers but was young Leroy aware that he had a lace undone?

Leroy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace, and that on the bottom of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to only have one lace tied.

When asked for proof of this instruction, Leroy took off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.

"Seet deer! Hit seh.....

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George Bernard Shaw 

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