Monday 24th September 2018 - 06:41:09 

Letter To The Grim Reaper

 

Dear Grim Reaper,

In the last year, you have taken away my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer Stephen Gately and my favourite actress Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favourite politician is Gordon Brown.

Thank you!




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Quotes for Today:

I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 


I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 


I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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