Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 04:42:24 

Levels Of Stress

 


Levels of stress



You pick up a beautiful young hitchhiker. Suddenly she faints inside you car and you take her to hospital.

Not that's stressful.

At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate because you are going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father but the girls says you are.

This is getting stressful.

So then... you request a DNS test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed the doctor says you are infertile and probably were since birth.

You are extremely stressed but also very relieved.

On your way home you think about your three kids...

Now that's stress!



This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.
 


There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
 


There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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