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An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.


Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.


"Well," said the Chinese, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM 500, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the RM 500 and the next thing I knew I was back here."


"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"


"Last I saw them" replied the Chinese, "the Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his." _._,___




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Quotes for Today:

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
Leonardo da Vinci 


Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash 


Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  

This can save your bacon

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