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A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days"?

"I'm a fireman", his old friend replies.

"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy.

"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night".

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.

"Well, did your son become a fireman"?

"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper".

Quotes for Today:

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!
 


Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
 


Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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