Litlle Johnny At The Super-market
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders. As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad's hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on. Eventually Little Johnny's Dad got really annoyed and said, "Son Stop that immediately!"
"But, Daddy", Little Johnny replied, "I'm just trying to get my chewing-gum back".