Monday 1st March 2021 - 16:43:11 

Little Green Frogs


A noted biologist was stumped......
little green frogs in the Okefenokee swamp were dying out, despite all efforts to save them.

Finally he realized the problem was a chemical change in the water.
The frogs were unable to couple long enough.

So he brewed up an adhesive, including one part sodium.

He later explained to the press.......

"They needed monosodium glue to mate!"

Yet another groaner :)

Quotes for Today:

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford, US industrialist (1863-1947) 

It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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