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Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 02:47:02 

Little Johnny And Arithmetic

 

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.

"But that's right!"

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'

"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

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