Little Johnny and his favorite flower

Sunday 2nd April 2023 - 02:37:11

Teacher: Tell me, what’s your favourite flower?

Little Johnny: I like Chrysanthemums.

Teacher: Ok, spell Chrysanthemums.

Little Johnny: Actually, I sorta like Roses better!

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Little Johnny And His Favorite Flower