Little Johnny and his Mum at the Beauty Clinic

Little Johnny goes with his Mum to a beauty salon and sits next to her while the therapist starts her treatment.

As the beauty therapist smothers cream over the mothers face little Johnny watches closely, fascinated by the actions.

"What's the lady doing mummy" little Johnny asks?

"The lady is making me beautiful" replies his Mum.

The therapist then starts to remove the cream with cotton wool.

Little Johnny suddenly calls out "what's the matter Mum is she giving up"?

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Little Johnny And His Mum At The Beauty Clinic

Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.

Little Johnny And His Mum At The Beauty Clinic

Content precedes design.
Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.