Saturday 3rd June 2023 - 00:50:27 

Little Johnny And The Local Priest


Little Johnny sitting at the table along with the local priest who has been invited in for tea.

Johnny says "can you pass me the f@#$ing salt Mum"?

Johnny's Dad pulls him into the kitchen, belt's him round the ear and says "you can't say that in front of a priest, go in and apologise".

Johnny goes back to the table and says "sorry for that Father, I didn't mean to make a c@^t of myself".

Quotes for Today:

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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