Little Johnny and the S&M Magazines

Saturday 18th March 2023 - 08:52:43

One day Little Johnny's Mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet".

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this"?

Little Johnny's Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him".

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