Tuesday 23rd July 2019 - 12:33:56 

Little Johnny Explains Paranoia To His Teacher

 

"Johnny," the teacher started, "do you know what 'paranoia' means"?

"It's not a word, Teach, it's several words", Johnny replied.

"Whatever do you mean by that"?

"It's like when you go into a restaurant and a well-endowed waitress with a low-cut uniform reaches in front of you and says, 'Does my paranoia'"?

Quotes for Today:

Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.
 


Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
 


Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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