Saturday 25th September 2021 - 18:00:15 

Little Johnny Gets His Own TV


Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room.

His dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice"

Dad looks horrified and tells Little Johnny all about sex and the birds and the bees.

Little Johnny just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, "So what were you watching"?

Little Johnny replies, "Tennis"

Quotes for Today:

Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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