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Little Johnny Learns How To Make Babies

 

Little Johnny came home from school and said to his mother, “Mom, guess what, at school we learned how to make babies today”!

His mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting”, she said. “How do you make babies”?

It’s simple, replied Little Johnny. “You just change y to i and add es”.

Quotes for Today:

Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 


Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Kafka 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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