Little Johnny On Political Correctness
"Conservatives and Liberal Democrats in a coalition Government, Miss," he replies.
"That's not really the answer I was looking for," says the Teacher.
"It's not the answer the country was looking for either."
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an uscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.