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Little Johnny Playing His Violin

 

Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father was reading the football results.

Pluto, the family dog was there as well and was howling at the violin screeching sounds.

Little Johnny's father listened to Pluto and the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, threw his newspaper on the floor and shouted, "For crying out loud's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know"?

Quotes for Today:

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us
 


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Anon 


One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!
 


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Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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