Little Johnny Was asked to Spell...

Friday 29th September 2023 - 13:18:01

The teacher asked Little Johnny to spell "straight".

Little Johnny did so without any errors.

"Well done and what is the meaning of 'straight'" said the teacher?

Little Johnny quickly replied, 'without water in it".

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Quotes for Today:: Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein; Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb; Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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