Little Johnny Was In Class...
Little Johnny was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, "What is it, Johnny?"
Johnny said, "I've got to go shit, ma'am."
The teacher replied, "Johnny don't ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2."
Johnny says, "Yes, ma'am."
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, "What is it now, Johnny?"
Johnny says, "My brother has to go shit, what's his number?"
Johnny said, "I've got to go shit, ma'am."
The teacher replied, "Johnny don't ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2."
Johnny says, "Yes, ma'am."
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, "What is it now, Johnny?"
Johnny says, "My brother has to go shit, what's his number?"