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Tuesday 6th June 2023 - 17:17:38 

Little Johnny Watched His Mother Put On Her Makeup

 

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy" he asked?

"To make myself beautiful", said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up"?

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Quotes for Today:

Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 


Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
 


Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

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